Subject: RE: [M-G BS] HARLEY TO ABANDON MAKING MOTORCYCLES
Author: Kevin Graf
Date: Nov 8, 2001, 10:26 AM
Post ID: 1708835518
What a beautiful piece of writing. while trying to compete heavily with the
truth the sarcasm just shouts for attention. Truly Genius.
A must read.
Kev
-----Original Message-----
From: Chris Berry [mailto:guzzis-@hotmail.com]
Sent: Thursday, November 08, 2001 12:41 PM
To: Loopfram-@topica.com
Subject: Fwd: [M-G BS] HARLEY TO ABANDON MAKING MOTORCYCLES
============================================================
Maximize your savings, minimize your time.
Check out TopOffers for cool savings, hot deals, and free
stuff. It's easy! Click now and get a SPECIAL BONUS when
you sign up!
http://click.topica.com/caaad5sb1dfltb2D1Vxa/Topica
============================================================
For all of y'all not on the BS list. Pretty funny!
Chris in NC
| From: JF Conway <guz-@commspeed.net> Reply-To: MG-@topica.com To: MG-@topica.com Subject: [M-G BS] HARLEY TO ABANDON MAKING MOTORCYCLES Date: Thu, 8 Nov 2001 12:04:59 +0000 HARLEY TO ABANDON MAKING MOTORCYCLES Due to a higher volume of sales of clothing, accessories, and other Harley paraphernalia, and coupled with tight financial times that put a further squeeze on overpriced, under-performing machinery, Harley Davidson has partnered with Proptronics to produce a speciality motorcycle called "Stylin' Iron." Proptronics is the company famous making fake appliances that are used in model homes for purposes of show only. In a brilliant management decision, Harley Davidson decided to face the fact that the only reason most people buy their equipment is indeed as a fashion accessory. By building a prop motorcycle, costs can be dramatically cut. The new Stylin' Iron will have the look and feel of a real Harley motorcycle and even comes equipped with a recorded potato-potato synthesiser, smoky air pump to simulate exhaust, and even an adjustable rate oil leak. The bike is priced at under $1,200 and is available immediately. Sales are expected to soar as the new model will allow Harley enthusiasts to spend more money on leather, hats, sunglasses and jewellery due to no longer having to be concerned about keeping the machinery in actual running and riding condition. The expected surge in accessory sales has prompted the Milwaukee company to begin talks with the American clothing designer K Mart to help supply genuine Harley Davidson clothing and K-Mart will feature the new Stylin' Irons in their sporting goods department. A spokesman for Harley Davidson commented "We expect Stylin' Iron to be a huge success and relieve the company of having to deal with complaints from the minority of customers who understand motorcycling, and can turn full time attention to the fashion conscious customers who buys our product to function equally as well as the rest of the Harley Davidson line of motorcycles, in a fashion sense. Some of our engineers who have tested the new machine claim it actually performs just as well on the road also, given a suitable downhill grade and tailwind." ----------------------------------------------------- Sex with younger women can be Hazardous! But if they die... They die. |
_________________________________________________________________
Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer athttp://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp
============================================================
Wouldn't it be great to have your own personalized domain
name? www.your-name-goes here.com. Domain name
registrations for $8.95 and lower at www.godaddy.com!
Click here and get your name today before someone else does!
http://click.topica.com/caaad8cb1dfltb2D1Vxf/GoDaddy
============================================================