Subject: What did I miss? Patience is on E-Bay

Keith? What's up buddy? Has the three year courtship gone sour? You poured
your heart and soul into the relationship and now your dumping the poor girl
on EBay, alongside overly endowed Harleys and lonely wallflower Hondas. Oh
the pain. Or is the reserve set so high you really don't want to break up
with the old girl?

Answers please ;-(
Rich